Friday Funnies

Hello, Happy Friday! Here's a little comedy to start off the weekend. I hope you all have a good one!
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

Friday Funnies

Hello, Happy Friday! Considering it was Valentines Day this week I thought would share some funny stories I have read on love and whatnot. I hope no one get's offended by the open letter to G-spot. I think it is an amusing spin on what some women go through. If you hear ads running on my blog when it first loads, I apologize, I don't know where they are coming from. I'm trying to figure that out right now. If any of my fellow bloggers out there know of this problem and how to fix it, please feel free to leave me a comment on how to correct it.
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Janet :)

Naked Bondage Sex Game is Mistaken For
Kidnapping!

They wanted bondage, and they wound up in handcuffs. A Portland, Ore., couple was arrested on Valentine's Day after cops mistook a bound and naked woman in the back of a car for a crime in progress, The Los Angeles Times reported. Nikolas Harbar, 31, was only "role-playing" when he allegedly tied up his naked girlfriend, 26-year-old Stephanie Pelzner and threw her in the back of his Subaru in the early afternoon, according to a police report. But the ball-and-chain action went awry when cops got a call from a concerned witness!

L.A. Weekly

Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss and star of HBO’s “Cathouse,” Dennis Hof, are teaming up to create a brothel for the Comic Con set. Naturally, it will be called Alien Cathouse. Ass from space? Different? Hasn't Hof seen classic Star Trek? Anywhoo, Hof says he's inspired by the legend of nearby Area 51. But what we really want to know is why he needs L.A.'s own Fleiss. Sure, it's a match made in pimp/madam heaven. But our guess is this: Given how much work she's had done, Fleiss might be able to double as a genuine space alien attraction!

As reported by WTAE Pittsburgh:

"At Shippensburg University, getting access to Plan B, the emergency contraception pill is as easy as getting a soda. Students can now buy the pill at a vending machine on campus." It's nice to give students such easy access. Because let's be honest, if you're enrolled at Shippensburg University, this isn't the first time in life you've gone with plan B


Dear G-Spot,
Gee G-Spot, you sure know how to disappoint a girl. First you exclaim your existence to the world. Then you hide as my fellow ladies are poked and prodded in search of you. One day you promise earth-shattering gasms, the next you disappear without a trace. A recent review of over 100 studies into your existence has come to the conclusion that there is no proof of it. That you don’t exist. But I don’t think this is the last we’ll hear about you, g-spot. You’ll lay low awhile and then pop back up again, taunting us. Why do you continue to play these games with our emotions? Do you find it humorous that millions of us ladies spend days and nights pondering where you are? Well, I am absolutely fed up with this game now. I will have you know that I haven’t missed you all of these years. From now on, when I have sleepovers, you are uninvited! (Not that you ever showed up or sent a polite “unable to attend.”) Matter of fact, giving up on looking for you may be the best choice I have ever made in my life. You have been hogging the spotlight for so many years that it’s time I gave my attention to those who appreciate it. I am writing you this letter to let you know that I am officially moving on. And it’s not me — it’s you. You can’t decide if you want to be or not be. And that’s cool because I’m not here to judge. Some part of me doesn’t blame you for hiding away. I couldn’t handle being responsible for delivering millions of mind-blowing experiences daily. We don’t even ask that much from Santa Claus and I’ve always thought he was overworked. If ever you do decide to surface — and stay for good – I’ll be here. Just don’t expect me to come looking for you any longer.
Sincerely,
Tiffanie

Friday Funnies

Hello, Happy Friday! With Halloween a few days away I thought I would share Jib Jab's funny videos. And what would Halloween be without a flashback of the Adams Family! I use to love that show, they just don't make 'em like they use to right? Right, so glad agree with me! I hope you enjoy them and your weekend.
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

They're jamming to Super Freak!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone,Happy Friday, I hope you have some laughs for yourself and a great weekend!
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

"Screw You Waldo, it's all about me now"

Tosh.0
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BAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection & traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had 1 in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

Friday Funnies

Hello, Happy Friday! Time for some laughs, Remember now, these clips are for mature audiences, if you are not mature I guess you should not watch! I hope you all have a great weekend :)
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Janet :)

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Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday! Yes it is that time again :) Be There 2 Day had the senior text meanings on his blog and was kind enough to let me share them with you on my blog. He has a great blog, you should check it out, http://bethere2day.com/. I can relate to them more and more, the older I get, so I better learn them now LOL! You have got to check out the rash of photo's video clip, I laughed my ass off at this womens take on Men and sexting. Yes indeed laughter always brings me back to a good place :)
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Janet





Senior Text meanings!
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’s the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Thank you Be There 2 Day!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday! Here are some funny videos for ya!
Hope you have a great day,
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

Tosh.0
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Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday! Time for some laughs :) I posted a couple of funny videos for your entertainment! I agree with what happens in the "honest video about the Facebook Ad", even if it is a little exaggerated, we should not be checking our Facebook statuses while driving! And if by chance you live under a rock, and missed the Royal Wedding, here is a video of it LOL!
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

If The New Facebook Car Ad Was Honest!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone,Happy Friday! Time for some laughs. I have been laughing my ass off to this kid Daniel Tosh when I watch his show on Comedy Central. He can be offensive to some people, so don't watch these clips if you are easily offended. I personally think he has found a certain style to make it in the comedy industry and either you like him or you don't! But my hope is you enjoy them.
Have a great day,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Tosh.0
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Tosh.0
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Friday Fun

Hi Everyone,Happy Friday, You'll get a few laughs out of these videos, especially the family feud one, Enjoy,
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Have a great day,
Janet :)

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, I felt like goofing off today as usual, and having a couple of laughs, so if your feeling like me, I know you will enjoy these. You have got to at least watch the classic Delicious Dish, even if you have seen it before, it will still make you laugh!! Sorry if you get an ad, I don't know how to get rid of them, if you do let me know :)
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Happy Friday,
Janet :)







For a devoted drinker!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday! Time for some laughs right? right, glad you agree with me! I hope you enjoy these clips from some of my favorite shows.
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday, I found some classic clips on SNL that I love. Sadly some of them have left us too young, too soon, but they left us with many gifts, the best one of all, the gift of laughter. I hope you enjoy them.
Have a great day,
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday! This week I wanted to show some clips from the David Letterman show. I end every day with some laughs watching David. I don't know what I am going to do when he retires!! I am looking forward to this weekend because I get to do my first pumpkin picking and corn maze with Briana, I'm sure Christopher will be his usual self, just smile the whole time. I had a blast babysitting the two of them last weekend. I was impressed with our first Halloween House, considering I couldn't find the instructions to build it, we winged it and she did most of the work! The best part of making the house with Bri is she picked right up on scooping your finger in the frosting and then of course having to lick it off your finger!! I also was able to make Christopher laugh out loud, so cute when you first hear them laugh. I would have to agree with Sean's point of view when it comes to sexting, you can have fun and it does spice things up between you and your loved one and most important of all, definitely no head shots!! I mean, I agree simply from a guessing point of view that is, Not that I would know anything about that right? right LMAO!! Enjoy the videos and have a great day!
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Ain't nobody raising their hand LOL!




I can only hope they make a Damn it,
My kids are on Facebook Filter!!


A work of art in my eyes!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday, here are my funny picks for the week. I am just lovin this Tru Tv lately! Their videos continue to remind me that human behavior is simply unpredictable and there are many fascinating people out there that I don't care to know!! Enjoy,
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Love ya,
Janet :)

All I can say is "WOW"


Seriously, this can't be for real!!


Seems to me that she is quite use to doing this
with him LOL!!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday!! I started thinking of Dana Carvey this week when I was looking for funny videos. I was lucky enough to find this classic SNL one with Sean Penn when he was still married to Madonna LMAO!! Loved it then too :) Dana is one the best for sure. Enjoy,
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

You may have to adjust your volume
on this one

Friday Funnies

Hi, Happy Friday! I am doing much better. Watching the Worlds Smartest Inventions last night helped me snap out of my sad state. I found out I do not qualify for an extension with my unemployment, which just led me to get down on myself even more for not being able to find a job, having a degree that does nothing for me, and having to pay the courts for my mistakes now with no money and so on,and so on. But that's just life just and some days it sucks!! what can I say, no one to blame but me. Once again I couldn't decide which videos to share, they are all so funny to me, so I just decided to post all three. They are short anyway and I am pretty sure you'll enjoy a laugh watching them.
Have a great day,
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday, Time for some laughs. I personally love this guy. He is from Boston Ma. I like a person who tells it like it is, especially when you get to be about my age, your done with BS!! I updated my funny videos with some more of his stand up routines if you like what you see. The "When I Was A Kid" video is not the best quality but it is good, I can relate to what he is saying. Toughen up already kids LMAO! I'm feelin this new song by Lifehouse, they are coming here to Boston this October, I love all of their music, so seeing them I think would be the perfect Birthday present for me, don't you? I'm "All In" for life with Pete, glad I came to my senses. Christa asked me if I was smokin the funny stuff the other morning cause I sounded so happy on the phone. Can't help but sound that way, I am just that happy, can't get enough of him everyday! Hope you enjoy the videos!
Have a Great Day
Thanks For visiting my blog,
Love ya,
Janet :)

Ferrara, is my mothers maiden name, hmm,
and he is from Boston?? Better check the
family tree


"Welcome To The Family" LOL!


I'm all in every night, yeah I'm all in,
I'm all in for life

Special Kay

Hi Everyone,
Happy Friday, I am so Happy I am starting to get donations for the walk. My first Donation came from a women who is so dear to me. My Aunt Kay. My mother and her were 7 yrs apart like me and my sister. They were very close, but when my mom got sick she pushed her away at times, so it was stressful for a lot of years. But when my mom really needed her, she would call her and she was there for her. She visited my mom often in the nursing home with my mother's other two brothers. It was heart wrenching watching them say goodbye to her. Kay prayed so hard to God a few days after we buried my mom to get a sign to let her know how my mom was. That night my mom came to her in a dream, smiling and wearing her favorite coat that glowed with white underneath while she carried a pocket book. Turns out Kay described her coat that was with her in the nursing home. My mom loved her pocketbooks. I am still using one of hers today. Kay knew right away that she was happy and at peace. Kay said to us after my mother died, your Mother died the richest women in the world because she had six of the most beautiful precious jewels. She thinks of us everyday she tells me and at 81 she is still working part time, to know her is to love her. Thank you Kay if you get to read this, the donation means more to me than you will ever know because I am walking to honor the life of your sister. I have to start training walks for June. I will have to start walking so many miles to start and then build from there until I can do the 20 mile walk. I use to power walk on my treadmill so I think I will do ok. I am up for the challenge. It's Friday, its time to laugh, so I chose a Wanda Sykes show clip. Keith offers good advice, get a throw away phone LOL!! Thanks Hilary for posting this song on fb, I love it, know the feeling.
Thanks for visting my blog,
Have a great day,
Janet :)

Found the Official Video,Love it!


I suggest watching it from the beginning too, Tiger skit!

Friday Funnies

Hi Everyone,
Happy Friday, A friend at work told me about this show. I think you will have a good laugh for yourself, one of the videos may seem long and not the best of quality, but it is worth it. I saw a quote on facebook this morning, "Laughter is an instant vacation." So enjoy your trip. I am going to have another me day. love it!!
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Have a great day,
Janet :)